Is it because I referred to god as he? English isn’t my first language and occasionally, German grammar gets mixed in.

I feel like there’s no contradictions in my comments, tho please do tell me if there still are

Gotta rework how taxes are calculated. The mega rich just take out loans so they never have to pay capital gain tax. That loopholes gotta be closed

Ich versteh nicht einmal, inwiefern das lustig sein soll.

Schaut, wir haben diesen Mann wochenlang denken lassen, dass sein Traum war wird. Was für ein Trottel. Hahahaha

Absolutes psychopathen verhalten

Manche haben echt vergessen, was der Punkt von einem Streich ist. Wenn das Opfer nach dem Initialen Schock/überraschung nicht lacht, ist es kein Streich, sondern einfach nur Mobbing

No because that’d imply that God was a defined gender at any point

The economy going BOOM after the hype has settled

Isn’t it said that he made humans in his likeness? So I guess god could be a hermaphrodite as well

Honestly I’m happy that I don’t work for a Satire Site like the onion, cuz how tf are you gonna satirize that?

Satire is about taking current things to a ridiculous, and therefore funny, extreme. The current baseline is so ridiculous already, if you put that into the extreme it’s too far from reality to be somewhat relatable.

Satire is dead, and we killed it

Just give seats proportional to the votes a party got. So kinda like how most developed nations do it.

Would also dismantle your bullshit 2 party system

(Im not trying to defend the democratic systems in Europe, they still suck, but they’re a whole lot better than the US system)

It’s about the fact that the environment cannot be sustained while everyone eats meat. So it is about the suffering it will cause for me primarily, but to humans and not animals

Well, gotta make all the AI cost back somehow. Most people are too comfortable to actually change anything, so they’ll just pay more

Would visiting concerts count for that?

Veganism can also be about environmental impact. I’m vegetarian mostly because a meat based diet isn’t sustainable on a global scale. While I’m obviously happy about the reduced suffering, it’s importance is only in second place for me.

Tho maybe veganism is pretty much entirely for reducing animals suffering, I’m only a vegetarian and won’t pretend to know for sure.

I have a UV flashlight that I got in that price range I think, and they’re super fun. Yup wouldn’t believe what you can see with them.

My favourite party trick is showing people how many fillings they have in their teeth (Normal teeth are purple, but fillings are bright cyan, or maybe the other way around)

Honestly in that price range, I’d stick to something simpler, cheap mice can feel like garbage.

But you can get a really nice mousepad for 25 bucks

I’m glad to live somewhere with some workers rights, because clocking out to go to the toilet is ridiculous

Well the dutch once ate theirs

Agreed, resigning would only be the proper thing to do if he cut funding for anything relating to the accident. Which idk if he did, but assume he didn’t

I think a trebuchet would take too long to load tbh

Holy shit. What even happened yesterday that so many companies’ stock is crashing? Quarterly reports?