Dave Coe

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

A good smack upside the head, just because I like you.

Stop eating your Legos.

Nope. An AC just moves temperatures around. If it heats one area, it cools another.

I wear them on both feet.

I think it’s still in the attic. Now, all I need is a landline.

Well, there’s a new insult: “You soggy-bones looking mother fucker.”

Still got to sell it

So you still have it all?