Mr. “When you’re famous they let you grab ‘em by the pussy” Dickbag Trump? No way he’d do this!

He ran on shit like that and got voted in. Fucking twice. Country’s fucked.

No. The SINGLE best think you can do for the planet is not reproduce. Then something about not eating red meat and international travel. But the planet HATES your 5 kid family.

I’ve watched 150 episodes of Bluey and have learned that a cartoon can make a grown man cry.

Did they mean piece of shit prize?

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I can’t believe the fuss being made over a euphemism for “this chick is hot”. It works for anyone of any race/gender. Hot is hot and “good genes” has been a not-so-subtle way of saying that for as long as I’ve been alive.

I often think about what the 2025 equivalent of this is. What are we doing today that we think is helping, but is actually taking us out?

He may look sweet, but I can see Rory only has one thing on his mind.

In what way?

Please take this human doo-doo down. Soon. He’s ruining America and her relationships with the rest of the world.

Start? About 7lbs, 14 oz.

Ended up around 300 when I was 30. Then went back down to 200 at about 34.

I’m laying on a beach right now. I hate it. Sand in my food. In my drink. In my shorts. But my wife and kid love it, so here I am. The water is really the perfect temp, though.

I lost 100lbs living like this. I even passed out once. Good times.

Funny fact about a cage, they’re never built for just one group. So when that cage is done with them and you’re still poor, it come for you.

Garlic factory owners hate this one simple trick.

What do I know? I’m Canadian haha. I saw the red, white, n blue and thought “murka”.

“You guys! It’s for research, you guys! C’mon, you guys! Jesus really needed me to do this important research, you guys!”

Or from the other side of the street

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Good news: they didn’t show a penis. It’s animation. None of it is real.