roll a D8, the result determines the outcome of your conversation:
- the minotaur fucks you
- you fuck the minotaur
- the minotaur attacks you
- a trap door opens under you dropping you into a sex dungeon
- the minotaur starts crying (you monster)
- the minotaur proposes
- you trip and accidentally stab the minotaur to death (you monster)
- the minotaur fucks you
I’d play the shit out of that game











why’s that?