wait people don’t understand how microwaves work? dumb lol

or:

People who can’t spell “husky” do.

Amen to that. It’s also anathema to our origins. We’ve always been a country of freaks, rejects, and free spirits. Conformity is unamerican.

Rouge trader hit #2 for a day or two and went away

Probably because there’s only so much makeup you can sell before the novelty wears off.

But using as much salt they normally would use sugar? Most people put shitloads of sugar on french toast.

The only way to justify it IMO is if he meant “for”.

read in Revelations

They didn’t have the reading comprehension to know it’s “Revelation”, as in “the Revelation of/to John”, so…

I wanted to see way more of the “you” character from the ATP Easter Egg.

No gifs is a minor bummer.

She was a Goldwater Girl, which is orders of magnitude worse. McGovern would have been a massive improvement from Nixon.

I’ve never heard any sane person suggest Florida is the “Best” state. Even insurance companies are abandoning that backwater hellhole.

Or some Native folks ask him to break into a crude oil plant to steal paperwork that proves the land is theirs.

NGL I’d seriously consider that one.

Not much to get. Dude got asked his name, said “uh, Chris”, and they printed the “uh” on the receipt to mock him.

And they have the audacity to charge 13-15 bucks for a combo now, at least where I live. Bottom-tier fast food for 15 bucks…

And ya’ll need to stop using chrome.

Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. “You can lead a horticulture,” she replied, “but you can’t make her think.”

Exactly what I thought for Heinlein. All aboard! 🚂