Masturbate while watching you

Your examples are with small enough numbers that indeed it can also be written out. Now if you please, write out 7.45•10^16

Please learn to exponent. 20 • 10^³³^ So much more clear

BRINUCS

The trick is to have a boner when you turn into a vampire. That shit will never go down again

even though the sheep is harmed in the process

This is such a funny typo

It takes zero effort to be explicit. It would also lessens the misinformation potential.

Nice way of being racist; brown people can’t attend a private school huh…

This article really requires a “white boy” before all the brits start burning hotels with refugees again

Wven better, do like brazil; block and fine

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Traffic jams are caused by speedcameras because those who are speeding hit the fucking break paddle as hard as i want to slap you for saying bullshit

Cheese

Oranges all year round. A heated house, lit after dark. Spices.

Don’t bring an imperial soldier to a fight

She be begging donkey dick for bread by the end of the week

Good sir, your Pikachu is too HD. See to it at once

( David Attenborough voice) After the passenger jet has migrated to its fertility grounds it is ready to give birth. Unlike human babys, the passenger jet leaves the mother sideways. This way it can gather some draft before its heavy seat area touches the air. At this point, The mother needs to hover near enough to the Earth’s surface not to endanger the newborn fall, as it’s propellers are far from fully developed and can’t sustain proper flight yet.

De Anfang des Niederlandifizirung 💓

Using imperative mood for getting your own pants

Chat my pants

triumvirate

(It’s a “three” word)