I lost a cat of mine about 1 year and 9 months ago. He didn’t die. He ran away. A former roommate of mine left the window open and he got out. Former roommate never apologized and then my phone got stolen the night after I put up a fuck ton of posters around town. And that was Halloween night. I was really counting on so many people being out and looking for black cats. I cried harder than I ever have before. I loved that cat. I still love him.

Obligatory picture of my lost boy Apollo.

Thirded

I snuck into your mom’s house last night

I think you’re mostly right but it could potentially price out some people who prefer to watch movies legitimately but are familiar with piracy. It’s really not that hard to pirate after all. You can basically just Google it.

I think he means piracy

What does this mean?

Whacking me is my cat’s main form of communication. He wants food? I get whacked until I’m awake and feed him. He wants pets? I get whacked. He wants snuggles? You guessed it, I get whacked.

Cetaceans actually started as land animals

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Followed his dreams despite his disability. A truly inspirational tale.

Bro is so fartin mad that he changed his head shape in order to inspect

Banning cats from conservation areas sounds reasonable, but how do you actually go about enforcing that? It sounds practically unenforceable.

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5 Seconds Later would be funnier imo

He’s probably miserable because he’s about to die in a horrific manufacturing accident

Omg he killed the camera man

I’m 6 beers deep but I’m pretty sure you’re right.

I’ll never tell

I like the implication that they planned on him being dumb and having a small penis