

Bill Murray gave me a pack of these in 2002. Stg this isn’t one of those “no one’s gonna believe you” things it actually happened.


Bill Murray gave me a pack of these in 2002. Stg this isn’t one of those “no one’s gonna believe you” things it actually happened.
I know the line after that shot is “the finger thing means the taxes”, but tbf that is a fairly universal gesture meaning money
I’ve found that “homie” works well
Stop reading my diary!


Back into the sewers, then?


The shareholder will love that
Literally everyone else, though…

If my air conditioner could talk, all it would say is “it’s too hot in here”



Pigs, every one of them


May they throw away the key


Spinning in his grave
That’s my Rottie’s name! Good choice!


“We’re seeing no profits….on the books”
SwEeT LAnD oF LiiiiiiiBeR Ty, oF tHeE I SiNg


Wow between that and giving parents the choice to refuse care of their children…Idaho fucking hates kids
I’d be more concerned if he took a portion of his shirt off
Lost one because he had multiple allegations of SA surface against him. Not a hard decision.
Alex Karp is twiddling his fingers and cackling maniacally at our suffering