Sorry I forgot nobody understands sarcasm or satire.

Nine!

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Mkay

Anything over .200 is absolutely fucking shitfaced

Americas political parties have flipped and flopped and swapped multiple times.

Israeli hillbilly trash

Thats not an LCD display, its a 7-segment LED display. Even lower tech.

Do it fucker

“If I’m doing it, and I’m the most righteous person alive, everyone else must be doing it 10x more”

Because they are hiding their own crimes?

tReason tRaitors

If something travelling retrograde in the same plane as starlink were to fragment, it could easilly destroy thousands of satellites. Mostly temporary, since stuff at that altitude will fall to earth inside a year or so without propulsion.

The shows are pandering to the ADHD audience

Sure thing

In any other timeline, that’s a hangin’

Is this headline from 2016?

Federal laws aren’t worth much these days

I see that now. They reckon each bridge pays for itself in 15 years due to fewer road crashes.

More obvious than 2 more horses magically appearing.