Snailpope

Yoda: “Things, I hate”

Condoms doing what they were made for. Keeping the weiner juices in

None, they likely got promoted

Don’t Touch Willie, Hmm good advice

How dare you make me feel my age!

No no no, not police violence. Firm peace enforcement

/s

You see how this comment got down voted a bunch? Seems like the community disagrees. The meme was funny because we can relate to that feeling of our joke not landing. Your other posts didn’t land, not the end of the world.

It really is a fucking dope sticker.

“I’m Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome, and I recognize the country of Palesdome, er, Palestine”

I recommend going to a shelter and explaining your living situation. They care alot about finding the right homes for the animals and won’t pressure you into someone who isn’t right for your situation. Don’t go in expecting to adopt someone the first day, trust your heart but don’t rush anything. They all have their own personalities, don’t discount the shy ones they can become the most loving.

Outside of that, don’t declaw cats, don’t dock tail or ears, do have dew claws removed on dogs if the vet approves. Spay and nuetur.

Most importantly, just do your homework. This is a great place to start and I applaud you for asking. Find a vet near you, figure out costs, have what you need before your furbaby comes home.

I wish you the best!

Luke to Darth Vader “Anakin I am your son!”

“…no…” slowly pushes cheese burger and shotgun under the rug

JACK KNIFE THAT TROLLEY!!!

sorry for yelling

Flip it back and forth as fast as you can and see if you can get it to jack knife

To me it’s one of his most iconic lines, it really shows how smart he can be when he wants to be a pain in the ass. He planned that WAY ahead of time, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he planned to get her to push him down the stairs.

The episode where Lisa babysits Bart? Bases souly on the animation quality and the bump on his forehead.

I don’t know the joke

My favorite scean of the episode is when Lisa tells him to go to bed and finds him eating bread in the kitchen. “Ooohh you said go to BED, I thought you said go to BREAD”

Have you tried ‘rubber ducky programming’? I’m not a programmer but the trick has helped me with other things when I hit a wall like your talking about. Basically you have a rubber duck with you and when you have a bug or issue, you back up and explain each peice and what it’s supposed to do to the duck. The duck doesn’t know programming so you have to explain it like it’s, well, a duck. This helps slow down your thoughts and focus more on what each line does individually. As an electrican it helps me trouble shoot problems without opening up everything.

Hopefully this helps but I know each of us are different and what helps me may not help you. I know how hard it is to set a problem down when your in the thick of it. As a perfectionist I have to tell myself, it’s good enough, constantly or I’ll spend 3 days on something that should take 1.

Ford Prefect - an alien from betelguse who chose then name Ford Prefect as it was “nicely inconsicuos”. Douglas Adams later explained in an interview that Ford thought the dominant species on earth were cars. In the shitty film adaptation he is almost run over by a car while trying to greet it.

Don’t forget to marinate it over night to really lock in the ram

Yes! He’s singing a bond- esk tune while changing his name plate

Favorite line is when the judge let’s him have the only name on the list he spelled right ‘Max Power’ which homer replies “I got it off a hair dryer”

Edit: I can’t spell