Of course not! I never turn down a free dildo but as the courier these dildos were not mine to keep.

yahahaha!

This one time I was in Berlin with my girlfriend and the guy is taking a long time looking at the xray of my bag. Finally, he asks me, “do you have a flashlight in your bag?” and I told him no. He looked puzzled and he asks me “what is the device in your bag that is shaped like a flashlight?” and I told him I really had no idea but I was sure I don’t have a flashlight in my bag. Then he tells me he needs to search the bag. Of course I agree.

He opens the bag, chuckles, and closes it back up and says “its ok have a nice flight!” and I’m so confused. Right then my gf comes from the line and grabs my hand and drags me to the gate.

We get a little bit away and she starts laughing her ass off “it’s my vibrator!” because of course she stuck it in my bag without telling me but no he did not confiscate it.

Reminds me the time I used to be a bicycle courier in Amsterdam and I get sent to pick up a package at a warehouse. When I get there for the pickup, there is a small front desk with a stunning receptionist. Instead of handing me a package, she gets up and says to follow her as she heads into the next room.

I follow her and walk into what I can only describe as a showroom of sex toys. Every kind of dildo and vibrator you an imagine is proudly on display along with some other devices I’ve never seen before. “I’ll get a box. Be right back” she says and leaves the room before I can say anything more than OK.

A minute later she’s back in the room. She hands me the box and says to pick out whatever I need. I’m confused and I tell her I’m just a courier here to pick up a package for “Dave” and just stares at me for a sec and then she starts laughing.

She says yeah she was told Dave was sending someone to pick up the sex toys but she misunderstood and thought Dave was sending someone to “pick out” the sex toys. She then called Dave and spoke for a min. Then she picked and packed the sex toys and gave me the box for Dave.

As you might guess, Dave was a shooting a video and due to a mixup did not have the sex toys expected for the shoot and my company got the courier call.

Why are you posting a link to a slop article from an entirely slop site?

Well you may or not believe this.

I was 18 and I went to a coffeeshop for the first time in my life. I see a friend of my and he has these two girls with him, Lucy and Amanda. We all talk and smoke and me and Lucy end up spending the night together.

2 days later I haven’t heard from her. I got to the coffeeshop and I get pretty high. At some point I see Lucy and Amanda walk in. I wave and they some sit with me but its weird. Amanda is totally vibing me and Lucy is being kind of distant. The music is loud and I’m really high and I can’t really tell.

Then I see Lucy and Amanda come in the front door wearing different clothes. I was so confused and high as they walked over. I had forgot they were already sitting next to me! Then they joined us and hugged themselves and each others other.

Then the new Lucy jumped right into my lap and the first Amanda looks at her like WTF?

So of course the first Lucy and Amanda were not Lucy and Amanda but their twins Lacy and Amelia! Yes two sets of identical twins! I would love to tell you it got crazy from there …but it was just normal dating for me and Lucy for a few months.

Unlikely. Was going to get one to replace my old pc but I gave up waiting back in April when a local pc shop had a sale. I’m glad I bought then because the prices have just keep going up since.

Yeah it was a wild for certain!

Sort of reminds me of the time my friend fixed me up with a friend of his partner.

OK its not the same but we met up at a nice chinese restaurant in amsterdam and I immediately found my date very hot. We had chemistry right away! When the server came to take the drink order my date lean in close and whisper to my ear “only get a mixer” as she pressed two small bottles into my hand and then winked at me.

Turned out she is a flight attendant for klm and her purse was full of them!

Cylinder you mean the one thats stands up in the middle

Yes they come in different lengths (and strengths) and I wanted a taller one because I’m tall.

Not exactly but sort of. What I have done is buy a moderately priced desk chair and then upgrade the cylinder and the wheels to much nicer ones. Makes a world of different.

I edit video on linux for years and I’m as normal as normal gets lol

I honestly haven’t checked if it all works — the AI kept telling me it compiled and the endpoints returned 200, so I’m gonna take its word for it.

I try be be an open minded guy but that’s where I stop reading. OP if you don’t care enough to even test it, why would I?

Altijd hetzelfde drama in het buitenland!

As a Dutch for me its quit simple. Where can I get coffee, beer, bread and groceries I can walk or cycle to

Beans are my Summer Secret to great regularity!

Not going to get enough nutrition like that! You need to get multiple flavors!!

Is that Hiroshi Maeda?