He, she, it, I, we, you, they.

A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.

Just think about being that cat. Wander around a neighborhood and see a person on their deck sitting in a chair, go over and lay on their belly.

You seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can’t think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.

You are a very kind and sensitive person.

If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pixels. How can you have any pixels if you don’t eat yer meat?"

Do you think that there’s sleeping quarters in the tip?

In Pennsylvania it’s called the Hershey squirts.

If you go to settings, comments then style… Could this be the thing?

I thought that was his leg and that he was pulling his head out of his ass to look around.

I like to go for long flaps above the beach, squeak!

I’ve heard stories about poor people eating their shoes. You should try it for dinner. You never know it might be delicious.

Eggs are going to stick to that.

Shut up and get in your grave.

Wow, you really let loose!

So dapper!

I think, after reading all of the other comments, you might have quicker results with the “carry to the potty spot” option.

That really depends on the dog. If you start with him hungry you might be able to shift his thinking quickly. That way he has some incentive to try.

You could try using his food as a training help. Put his jacket on him before putting down his food. Take the jacket off as soon as he eats or , at first when he will take a bite from your hand. After he is willing to eat then move his food so he will have to walk in the jacket to eat. My poodle would not wear a jacket and I did this to help his mind get out of that stuck mode. He still doesn’t like it but he will wear the jacket now. My next thing is poodle shoes, fingers crossed.

Have you tried the zoomies, it will warm you right up!