PhoenixDog

If Americans ever learned about not invading foreign nations and killing a bunch of people and making them hate you… They wouldn’t invade foreign nations and kill a bunch of people and make them hate them.

Nah. It pisses off Conservatives who masturbate to him so it won’t stop being funny.

I was elated the day I heard he was killed. Like a reverse Harambe.

Dude was just a grifter. In the end of it all he still leaned left.

Ate my wife out last night.

Still smell them 12 hours later. No ragerts.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

If your immediate thought is to sexualize animal genitalia, it’s likely you who needs the therapist.

I fail to see the problem here.

🌏 👨‍🚀 🔫 👨‍🚀

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with North Carolina.

As long as you exclude North Carolina.

What a wildly inaccurate cartoon. It’s almost offencive at how much this whole thing is fucked up.

Trump’s hands are way too big…

Well, not Americans, but brown people halfway across the world would be. But they’re not people to Americans so who cares.

Nobody asked for this.

He prefers his women when their age starts with a 1.

If you need surgery to not assume you get to stick your dick into whoever looks at you kindly…

No one ever accused MAGA of being intelligent.

A reminder that spite is a hell of a motivator.

Just call them American and be done with it.

With all due respect… What is wrong with you?

Maga doesn’t dance for Vance. He’s a useless piece of crap for the MAGA movement.

Because as a queer bisexual man, I can assure you republicans care more about the genitals of other people than we do.