Let’s be honest here, this is a tpk. Even if someone in the party has the Holy Hand Grenade, they sure as the hells aren’t remembering that they do.

I’ve never liked it when the Two Brothers riddles are worded like this. Either the “always telling the truth” brother is the one saying the riddle, and you know who to ask which door is safe or its the “always lying” brother, in which you don’t know what the actual riddle is (as the one they just told you is a lie) and both doors probably lead to the certain death.

(I should probably add that I get the refrence in the post, I’m just being nitpicky)

“But Fey Blast doesn’t sound a cool tho.”

• Private, probably idk it’s been years since I last watched Penguins of Madagascar

*Shrek 4ever after.

+Eldritch Spear (or whatever its called, its been a hot minute since i played a warlock) and Spell Sniper feat to keep back those pesky longbow sharpshooters.

• Signed, A D&D player whose first character was a longbow sharpshooter ranger.

[One long rest later] Congratulations! Presented to: Wizard For: Being able to cast spells without the risk of exploding.

Signed: Wildmagic Sorcerer

“Baphomet is the platinum dragon guy, right? ‘Bahamut’? Isn’t that what i just said? What do you mean they’re completely different things?”