I’m bad at commas. The run-on sentence that is my existence does not lend itself naturally to such measured restraint.
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Could we come to some sort of sitewide agreement to keep the toilet humour memes on c/shitpost?
(or just pick a communiy for it idc as long as it’s not throughout every gd meme /c we’ve got)
I hate peeling roasted/steamed aubergines and peppers, they’re hot and slippery and even thinking about the texture on my hands makes me feel sick, panicky and overwhelmed.
Luckily I can buy good ajvar in shops here (uk) these days, and I’ve even started even jars of chopped and peeled roasted aubergine flesh too.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’English
44·2 days agoHarry Potter is the cash cow intellectual property of a billionaire who’s made it her life’s goal to eradicate trans women.
If you’re an HP fan and think it’s harmless, you’re showing the world exactly what kind of person you are.
I am not ashamed to judge you for your shitty morals and lack of taste.
You need significantly more speed if you want to do that and not live to suffer the consequences.
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memes@lemmy.world•No no no, say that again being ugly and overweight
3·3 days agoI remember all the things I’ve ignored that other people said that I should acted on
Aye, this haunts me too.
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memes@lemmy.world•No no no, say that again being ugly and overweight
4·3 days agoMy last bastion of misplaced hope in our species goes to pointing obvious things out to people, in the vain hope they’ll understand and stop being stupid.
It’s like positive nihilism, just productive misanthropy? Lmao, idk, It’s basically just pointless coping mechanisms at this point.
Ugh, I have to share this- how fucking gorgeous is the paint job on this minifig?!

(Not my work, I just think it’s cool)
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memes@lemmy.world•No no no, say that again being ugly and overweight
221·3 days agoIt’s fucking embarrassing how gullible and fueled by hate the majority of our species is.
If it’s not women, it’s immigrants, race, gender or disability- and you all fucking lap it up like dogs on special diets, incapable of understanding you’re being fed this way by your billionaire owners for a reason.
Stop falling for this shit, it’s manufactured to divide the people and distract you from who you should be pissed at.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Few adult men are killed by adult women.
31·5 days agoCall out the men in your life who act shitty.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Any perfume collectors on the fediverse? What have you been loving recently and what are you wearing today?
1·5 days agoI just looked that one up to refresh my memory and there’s three red flankers with that name, in various concentrations and note break downs, lmao.
I do love those bottles though.
OryxAndCake@slrpnk.nettointerestingasfuck@lemmy.world•What London looks like after multiple heatwaves
3·5 days agoHave you ever actually seen St Pauls before? Could you describe it’s defining features?
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Any perfume collectors on the fediverse? What have you been loving recently and what are you wearing today?
2·6 days agoThe blackcurrant is so pretty in La Vie!
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Any perfume collectors on the fediverse? What have you been loving recently and what are you wearing today?
3·6 days agoI had a bunch of Replica samples thrown in as freebees not too long ago, the one that smells like a tomato plant on a hot day was incredible. It’s not something I could wear on my skin but just the sheer sensory experience of it off a blotter, it was like I was momentarily teleported to some fantasy allotment in the middle of summer, to help harvest an abundance of tomatos.
I just looked Hwyl up and those notes look so good, I’m ordering a sample. I’m still quite new to green leather fragrances and I love getting to explore like this!
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Any perfume collectors on the fediverse? What have you been loving recently and what are you wearing today?
2·6 days agoNo worries : ).
Heads up though, if you get a bottle of Meringue you’ll need to spray it a few times and then let it sit somewhere cool and dark for a few weeks to sort itself out.
Idk why this is a thing that works to make so many clones better, but it really does.
I’m on my second bottle of Meringue now and those first few sprays were again so acrid and sour, it was unrecognizable against the dregs of my last bottle, and then about 20 days later, the new bottle had somehow caught up and was the perfectly elegant, fruity, white suede and vanilla of thr old one.
Peel and chop the bananas into smallish chunks and then freeze them. And you can blend the frozen bananas with some cocoa powder for really delicious chocolate nice cream.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Any perfume collectors on the fediverse? What have you been loving recently and what are you wearing today?
1·6 days agoI never kept up with Narscisco Rodriguez after For Her for some reason, I just looked up the notes for this one though and it looks like a flanker- and it has ylang ylang, so I don’t doubt it smells gorgeous!
Do you wear scents too, or just the wife?









Cool. Who we burying?