That’s fucking hilarious

Also the US: ensures there will never be another election anywhere by starting world war 3

Russia pressed the WW3 button almost 3 years ago. We’re just taking our time getting to the party.

The only time I hear the blasted thing is when I don’t hold the power button down long enough on my Bluetooth receiver in the car and for some reason the assistant thinks I’ve summoned it. Begone foul beast. You taint my vehicle with your presence.

For some reason I doubt that’s a common practice with people hellbent on not seeing ads and not paying for the service.

Color me surprised if I’m wrong about that.

I use youtube music everyday as well as downloading videos on my phone to play without wifi. So maybe I do use some premium features, which may make me biased.

Nooooooooooooooo

Reading the book, you’d think Crichton felt the same way. He mentions it a suspicious amount.

My landlord has entered my premises without proper warning. This stuff happens. With some of the shit you see on police bodycams, lots of landlords don’t understand they can’t treat the rented property like their own house

You’re someone who likes Linkin Park and playing Skyrim. Embrace that shit. Take everything as it comes.

Scratch that, you’re a military trained badass who likes Linkin Park and playing Skyrim. You’ll see what you want and get that shit.

It’s funny how the talk from Russia about using nukes if their international border was crossed vanished immediately after it was crossed. Hard to garner sympathy from the world about being invaded when you’re waving around a nuclear saber

My coworker told me he’s spent I think he said $8,000 on Destiny 2. That was half a year ago or more. So more by now. I was so floored that I don’t remember the number exactly but it was astronomical. One of the few times in my life I struggled not to show a disrespectful amount of shock or however you wanna put that.

Today he told me his friends are trying to get him into Warframe. But he said he didn’t like the idea of not being able to get into the main quests without jumping through hoops. I don’t know either game well, but I’m pretty sure that’s ironic.

It’s escapism for him, I know that much, so it’s tangential.

The torture that is us is karma enough I would say. At least for our citizens. Those in other countries don’t deserve this shit.

At least we have giga military. It’s useful for Ukraine when the wind blows a certain direction.

I was about to ask for help… But it’s isfuck… Goddamnit

Unless I’ve gone another level of not getting it. In that case, I’m drunk, leave me alone

I had some pet birds when I was younger and played in those cesspool cod xbox lobbies. I would end up derailing the vitriol because everyone would be like, “the fuck, is that a bird? Why is there a bird?”

If there’s no tangible gain, like prize money or something, then I would agree with that. I can’t really wrap my head around the mindset. I can’t imagine playing without the satisfaction of besting or proper teamwork.

My job entails handling certain things for the recently deceased. I processed a Khaleesi yesterday and my dumbass assumed it was a name that meant something for some culture or another, but immediately recognized the name for Daenerys as well.

Having looked, it’s totally made up, but it’s super badass, if I were to ever have kids, which I won’t, cause fuck that, I’d be open to that being my daughter’s name. It sounds real cool.

It’s the only platform I still regularly engage with minus this, being lemmy, tildes, and watchpeopledie.tv/h/slavshit because I get a lot of interesting stuff to watch and people still come on there on their own to express themselves about stuff I care about. But yeah, the fact that YouTube weathered the onslaught of russian bots and kept all my UA supporting channels up earned my respect. Which it’s a great way to keep up if you’re not on Telegram, or are just depressed by the shit, I think it’s a damn good platform. Best thing google has imo.

But to each their own. I’m not like the vast majority of people.

Edit: I’ve been suspicious of Mr. Beast for many years. The deadness behind the eyes clued me into him actually. No one that successful with that kinda look is squeaky clean. That’s been the only thing besides the obvious this person is wealthy, probably not amazing, that’s made me dislike his stuff. Also the clickbaity nature of his content.

tulip-speculating

I love you for this burn

A BK opened near my office a year or two ago. I’ve never had a burger I’d describe as depressing before then. But that Bacon King or whatever they called sure was.

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Intercooler + wet towel got me about 30 minutes on Verruckt