when i get murdered by ICE for having the wrong color T-shirt i want to be remembered as a poet who wrote the following haiku

I hate ICE fr

bunch of fucking assholes, damn

they really aren't good

not true at all. missing a big one. you get to start doing drugs! that’s the #1 best thing about adulthood. no more mom and dad telling me not to hog the crackpipe

belgium?

i seriously can’t figure out why vanilla ice hasn’t joined ICE and made “ICE ICE BABY” their official theme song. he’s just the kind of washed-up has been who pivots to the right after years of getting no work

snow angels for EVERYONE!

i never thought the full, unredacted epstein files would wind up at a minnesota high school, but given how crazy this timeline is, i can’t say i’m THAT surprised

lmao

actually NO i did not just screenshot my comment, that would be pathetic, i copypasted it to my tumblr, THEN i took a screenshot

it’s minnesota, so the mayor would be full of hot dish. which tastes even worse than shit.

of course he is! we spent all day making snow angels in the himalayas and talking all about how he would never want to shoot an insurance executive, no matter how badly his back surgery was botched

i remember thinking the george floyd video was pretty clear cut, then all these right wingers said it was fent that got him, despite the very visible knee on the guy’s neck

vampire: you’ll never defeat me-

me: <stakes him right through the bussy>

kid named finger:

kinda seems like the trump admin is obstructing justice, which means…i forget, do we still have laws or what

how to delete bash history except for the last few lines. for me it’s rm "$(cat ~/.bash_history | head -n 21950 )"

well now that he can’t nuke venezuela, he can finally focus on more bipartisan efforts, like nuking denmark. GREENLAND BELONGS TO THE GREENLANDERS!

if it’s something that requires multiple prompts to get right

that’s almost always the case. it’s so dumb how all these AI critics are like “well it didn’t do everything right the first time, therefore LLMs are garbage.” ffs just have some patience, it only takes a few more prompts most of the time

ngl if i lived in the 1770s i 100% would be a loyalist. what the fuck is up with these colonists? king george just wants to make tea cost a bit more, what’s the big deal? and even IF you guys had representation in parliament, you’d still be a big time minority, so good fucking luck getting those stamps repealed, morons

fuck that, i’m betting tres punto cero uno leches

software pro here. always duplicate your keys cuz that way you can put one copy under like a rock in front of your house if you lock yourself outside. i lock myself outside a lot cuz i’m not so good with remembering things, what with my TBI and everything

whenever people say “try asking it to do THIS!” they’re usually talking about something the AI doesn’t get right after one prompt. just prompt it long enough and it’ll work