Wolfgang Pauli would like a word with you.

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

Pablo! Ay dios mio! No es bueno! Ella es una cabeza de gordita crunch! Rapido, donde estan los ramen y el superglue?

At least it wasn’t a hair ball.

That stuff is gonna be hard to spread on toast.

Puss 'n beans.

Yes, most indeed. There is nothing quiet as scrummy as lukewarm, Mr. Heinz’s hygienic haricots served upon soggy, chocolate sandwich bickies. Simply marvelous.

Obsidian isn’t even a crystal…

What? A feast is a feast.

Water is woke now?

Well it is diet coke…

Bah, Humbug!

-Chuck D

Online proctology. The future is here.

I think Italian food is pretty mainstream now.

What, you wanted them to park on that innocent parent and child?

Wait, was it because she’s too fascist or not fascist enough?

Yeezy is so passé. Black electrical tape is this year’s hottest fashion trend!

Trade secrets? Is Threads already delinquent on some vendor payments too?

Check out the asphalt on that hot shingle.

Neat. It’s been a minute since the last global calamity was unleashed.