This is actually brilliant

Appreciate you guys so much.

“Click here to view on Reddit”

No thank you.

I think he’s just an egotistical POS who wants to be remembered for something huge, like taking Greenland.

He wants to stand out among other former presidents but he’s too stupid to figure out how to do that while also improving America.

He got literal brain damage and it turned him MAGA.

It’s funny in a blow your head off at the state of the country kind of way.

Needs more tarrifs

This is my first week here after ten years+ years on Reddit.

I’m not going back. This place is quaint. It feels like the internet of old.

I laughed pretty fucking hard at that.

Deleted Reddit from my phone and my computer.

Never going back to that cesspool.

No fart at the end?

I feel Reddit would have delivered a fart at the end.

Agreed. I honestly don’t see the point of making a phone that thin with such a huge protrusion.

What has Apple done to you to make you feel such hatred?

Yes

Only a matter of time until this guy buys Reddit.

I call it in 2026. So glad I’m out of that place.