Dysco Elyseum is one of my favourite games of all time, but fuck za-um

I hate it how hoyoverse games have amazing animation, yet are easily some of the most manipulative games out there

I was so sure this was satirical

I love the campaign and the coop, but the pvp is weird. You feel big and heavy when moving around, but melt in half a second when fighting somebody. For a game with relatively low movement options, I’d prefer everybody to be a bit more beefy and have a higher time to kill

Sometimes you come home from an exhaustingly bad day at work and want to relax, but don’t have the energy for anything big. That’s where you play a cod or newer assassins creed

When I have a day off, you bet your ass I’m busting open Hifi rush or something similar

I feel like Yahtzee put it well

There are two types of games: games that make you feel things and games that make you feel numb

And after a long day of work, you sometimes just want to feel numb

Ok

But why is the mum so hot

It is a very wholesome game, would recommend playing it blind

Played through hifi rush recently. I can’t think of a game that’s done anything like it, I cannot recommend it enough. Was truely one of the best games I’ve ever played

I have a friend who was really trying to convince me to preorder this garbage

Same guy who refuses to play older games because they “look bad”

I heard man was having trouble in aslume

After we had our fun with them we banned them. We still laugh about it to this day

This is pretty much my take on jokes using darker material. I’m a very sarcastic and facetious guy, so I say jokes in ways that imply I don’t believe what I’m saying, which makes the joke a joke.

Of course, for every person like me there’re ten who say them fully seriously

Oh my god, it’s so good!!!

Uh, the doctor is telling me he’s a wizard. Should I be worried?

Well yes, that’s what I want you to tell me

Who’s 8?

As someone who’s had several long debates with a neonazi on discord, it usually boils down to them saying “Goldbloom controls you, all your arguments are therefore nullified”

Their aptitude for dismissing information is amazing

Fair enough

Wouldn’t they be genderfluid, not trans?