GloriousGasHole

To be fair, its like a 2 day drive for me to get to the Capitol, and gas alone would cost like $1k.

You’d spend 7 hours just sitting in the traffic near Chicago.

Were some of them adopted? If not… How did you get the kids that didn’t come from you?

I think Jesus was a Witcher.

Trump placed an Amazon same day delivery order of children.

I read “Chinese kindergarten owner given life sentence” and assumed it would be something like child labor laws, but it was so much worse. What a piece of human trash. I don’t understand how anyone’s brain can justify hurting the most vulnerable and innocent parts of the population.

If I were in the press, I’d ask him to list all the oceans off the top of his head and ask which is the biggest, just so we can watch his brain fry in real time.

That is indeed unpopular, so take your fucking upvote lol

There’s only one execution I truly want to see, and I hope it is televised.

This what I came here looking for. That story haunts me every time I go to the bathroom at a friend’s house for the first time. I’m just waiting for the day I see a knife next to the toilet.

“Big pharma won’t tell you this, but what you need to do is shove a firecracker lubricated with the blood of 16 Venezuelan Poodle Moths up your butt, light it, and chug a class of lemur semen before it detonates. It is very, very difficult for the plague to take hold in a body that’s been through that” -RFK Jr. probably

“Jeffries says what people want to hear, while ignoring his unlikeability and inevitable loss of power”. I don’t believe anything he says. Everyone needs to vote in this midterm so we can give Trump the boot, and then show up again to get grifters like Jeffries out of office.

Hopefully the end. I’m tired.

What an odd title. I thought there was some sort of new plant species that can grow meat.

None of that shit is getting clean. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve learned that filling it like 1/4 of the way is the only way you stand a chance of getting them cleaned because there’s no way water is getting into the nooks and crannies otherwise.

Last night, my friends and I were talking about how we’re trying to spend more time at home to save money. Instead of going out to a bar, we’re starting to plan more hangouts at home. Why spend $2k/month on rent if we aren’t going to be there? It feels like anytime I leave the house, I’m spending $100 or more. We all were at a bar last weekend watching college football, and after spending $10/drink, we dipped out, bought $50 in beer and pizza, and played Mario Kart at a friend’s house. Much cheaper to just play games at home and hangout.

The good ol’ days

I actually watched a YouTube video about this a few weeks ago, but can’t remember what it was called. But basically, all the bowling alleys got bought out by Bowlero and we’ve been seeing the enshittification of bowling because of it. We can’t have fucking shit without corporations finding a way to ruin it.

I discovered School of Rock in Denver, and they do shows at Red Rocks too. I think its such an awesome idea. I attended one free lesson last year and haven’t gone back yet, but I have been trying to dedicate some time to guitar recently. I find it so difficult to maintain the motivation to practice as an adult. any tips?

Yeah, especially since we got rid of the penny 🙃