Damn dawg it’s my first try

Does it need more words?

Humans are the most overabundant resource on the planet…if capitalism actually functioned, the system wouldn’t incentivize creating more.

But the current economic system isn’t even true capitalism…it’s optimized wage enslavement paired with a caste system. Keeping labor pools well stocked depresses the value of replacing individual units…all they’re figuring out now is how best to trim maintenance costs.

You mean we could have fixed this hyperdrive a dozen times already?

Isildur: [picks up Narsil, cuts off Sauron’s fingers]

Sauron: OW! MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK YOU GUY! [kills Isildur] SON OF A BITCH THAT HURTS. Good thing I hid the ring though!

[The End]

Do you still get sent to the wraith world if you wear the ring but not on your hand?

yeah, about that…Gandalf got banned from Gondr for shittalking Denethor supporters and making memes about Samuigi

I also considered “Gandalf signs up for Grondr”

Didn’t look anything like the picture in the ad, but I enjoyed it anyway

I could crush some popplers right now

Mathicc

But then how will they get their movies?

I thought I was pretty clear that there were 5

SON OF MARTOK

It’s one of lemmy’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of getting banned by the Reddit algo for Luigi shitposts, or is there really a mod watching everything? You know, with a plan for upvotes and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

It’ll jump the shark soon. I got in with one. Treat it like a devolving AI image in real time.

Actually, a jumping shark version could be meta enough to do the trick. [dusts off shitposting hat]

Halo the show was a grotesque waste of IP and money…Red v. Blue had more coherent storylines. gd they should have just done that instead, smh

btw the abomination that gpt tried to give me for the elite was a nightmare hellspawn of Morn and a Trandoshan that I contend should qualify as some kind of war crime we haven’t yet experienced as a species.

zoom in and you can see the Fellowship entering the mines of Moghria