But have you repeatedly tried every freakin’ open-source project management tool out there multiple times just to have the chef’s-kiss perfect todo list?

If you have, then we can sit together. :)

Self dealing since I have two brand new ones for sale on /r/homelabsales but: I’ve used the Gigabyte Brix Extreme for exactly this use case.

• 64gb of RAM? Check.
• I had mine loaded with a 2tb NVME and 2tb SSD, but if I wanted to yank the wifi/Bluetooth card, I could have added an additional NVME.
• 2.5gb ethernet

Take a look at my post history if you want to save some only on one (or two!).