Thank you for that info! I’ve often heard farmed salmon is far inferior to wild caught. I’ll admit I hadn’t done the research yet but your post was enough to get me to begin reading up on it.

Thanks again!

Top Monkey Law

“If I had a kid, I’d name it Pizza Pussy Santa. Because everyone likes at least one of those things.” -Dave Attell

I mean this with all sincerity that I wish I had one of these near me. Salmon is so damn good.

This is Freedom Fries all over again. It’s goofy and embarrassing.

A classic

Hands down the best song about Peter Gabriel’s penis. It’s not even close.

You are a scholar and a gentleperson

Weiner cheese

Now there’s a visual…

Not anymore. It’s been deprecated, as insane as that sounds.

As insane as my work calendar is, yes. I’ve accepted meetings and days later needed to go back to find the entry. Unless you memorize when they meeting was you’re going to have to find that manually. It’s a very avoidable inconvenience.

I find so many of them simply aren’t clever or inspired. It’s like there’s a hidden punchline of “Amirite??” and they’ll get laughs by attempting to be relatable.

Does anyone else remember Monkey for President?

They’re so bad they’re making Penix look good.

In case you need more proof Biden lives rent free in his tiny bird brain

Interesting! Maybe I was being overly critical.

I want to send this to some people I know who can relate but I have a sense they’ll feel called out by it

That’s so bad it almost looks like a pro union group created it as rage bait but, nope, it’s legit. Gross.

I can’t wait for the new album although I am still very much enjoying In Times New Roman