two great ideas:

wine tasting. have your gf loudly mention that she doesn’t drink any alcohol, because she’s healthier and “just a better person” every time someone is trying to enjoy their wine. joke “sommelier, more like smellier” like 30 times. bring up statistics around heart disease and liver cancer until you get kicked out.

bottle shop, but beforehand buy all the alcohol. that way you get to enjoy all the alcohol and your gf gets to enjoy what it’s like being in a bottle shop without any bottles, which is a pretty novel and rare experience that you will treasure forever.

Pretty funny how the government is spending money on “awareness”, like anyone had to be reminded, and not taking actions like switching caller ID to be verified so spammers can’t just spoof any number they want.

The only reason why we don’t is the government is happy to make Australia the most scam-victimised country in the world as long as it doesn’t inconvenience cops and debt collectors. It’s unconscionable.