People like to shit on Jimmy Buffett, but this song is pretty great!

-Johnson, if you are sick you shouldn’t have come into work!

-No problem Boss! Gimme two minutes to grease the lightning and I’ll be ready for that sales call!

Probably that it has some of the best quotes in the series!

“So I guess I’d become what they wanted me to be: A killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well, that’s what they had paid for, so in the end, that’s what they got. Say what you want about about americans, but we understand capitalism: You buy yourself a product and you get what you paid for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong.”

“There I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime-store Angel of Death, when I realised, they were correct. I wouldn’t know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other one was banging my sister.”

Holy used condoms all over my car, Batman!!

That’s the boss of this family!!!

Of course it is!

Someone once told me that Burning Love is actually about contracting gonorrhea, and now I can’t picture anything else when I hear it

Bro, the one time I went to Mogadishu I was pooping left and right, several times a day.

Someone gave me a funny look and there I went again, pooping like I was getting paid for it!!

Are stuck together…

Would you say it is the bigliest plan though??

Me in every New Vegas playthrough

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A girl’s erotic journey from Milan to Minsk…

“This is the United States calling…”

“These fucks had nothing before we gave em the gift of our cuisine!!”

I think that if you use AI responsibly (as an assisting tool) like mentioned in the article, then you are pretty much on the safe side.

But when you have AI do everything for you, then there’s a big problem.

Personally I try not to use it at all, not a fan of all the problems that come with it.

Love this one since I was a teen!! Reggae zeppelin can’t go wrong

“And I don’t wanna hear about the fuckin’ economy, I don’t wanna hear it!!”

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja lo gótico y lemming es reciente, lo alburero ya lo traía 😂

This is the average exchange in The Sopranos lmao

I just wish I was able to romance Song Ming and go to Mars with her!