Stellaris

“We’re raising our hourly rates”

Der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.

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We’re a what?

“I’m sure they’ll be fine for a bit without me, this trip only took me about 2000-ish years.”

That’s fucking sick (positive)

All my friend’s parents smoked when I was younger, but mine didn’t so I always associated the smell of cigarettes with meeting my friends. I absolutely hate the smell today, but I still get a flash of nostalgia when I smell cigarette smoke.

My highschool used Ubuntu exclusively back in 2010

You are on lemmy.world and they have blocked hexbear.net. You can see blocked instances on lemmy.world/instances

5 fimm, bróðir

I was 28 before my mom told me I’ve had a lazy eye since I was a teen.

Now I have Trivium stuck in my head

How absolutely shocking, how could anyone have foreseen this?

There’s a restaurant in my town that everyone knows is just a money laundering scheme, but it’s been there for like 10 years now so I guess no one can prove it.

What did Emma do?

But I don’t want cookies. I actively avoid them! (but I did move over to Pop!_OS)

My cats

My work was transferring me to Tajikistan to expand our operations. Tajikistan is a landlocked country and my work sells fishing equipment… Also, they had incredibly advanced technology like holographic billboards and flying cars.