FUUUUUUUUCK!!! They FUCKING RUINED IT with their (self-)censorship!

UNGLAUBLICH

Is there a story to why there is a 12th Gandalf? : )

I’m still salty about the Geoguessr game where I found the city name on the street sign and still missed by 3000 miles.

But speaking of the wrong Portland, just wait until you learn about Springfield.

I never understood people rushing to the gate and trying to be the first. Maybe it’s just the airports I’ve been using, but usually you queue up for a loooong time to be able to be the first to wait at the next corridor. Even if you can sit down on the plane straight away, there’s not much difference sitting in a large hall.

Same goes for the landing. Everyone stands up immediately, only to wait standing, heads tilted under the luggage compartment. Whenever I sit at the window I just wait until there are no people blocking me from leaving the plane. It’s just shitty that I have to do the same stupid thing when I sit closer to the corridor because others might want to do the same stupid thing and I’m blocking them from being able to wait standing on the corridor.

PSA: Ignoring this warning is foolish. You deserve better.

Tudom. Csak viccesen hangzott, mert ha nem is feltétlenül parafa, de a cork általában dugó.

Plastic cork sounds like plastic glass to me.

Parmesan. Same as the stuff from behind your ears. Unless you mean the shoe. Then burnt shoe.

I doubt you could cram more than three into those hands.

You gotta invest in a Sybian when buying a convection oven.

Don’t restrict it to only one.

Holy mackerel, throw it in the washing machine all you want, but get checked for that stool, mate!

A triangular one

When you can finally date AI robots

Signal with your fingers. Then, knowing that you got the intellectual and legal superiority, turn right and get slammed by a truck, proudly acknowledging that you didn’t break the law.

Unlike the Audi RS6 Avant.

‘Nagy’ (which is one syllable, and ‘gy’ means something like a voiced, wet ‘d’, like the mid section of your tongue against the roof of your mouth) is one of the most common Hungarian surnames. It means ‘big’. I have never heard of (the equivalent of) ‘Tall’, but ‘Long’ exists.

Fresh, cool water every time instead of some lukewarm, old, questionable liquid from more than 40 minutes ago? I’m sold.