Poor vision, probably.

Inb4 Monsanto funded study says ‘Monsanto pesticides proven to improve mental health’

Corporate wants you to find the difference.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giorgia_Meloni

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_Morgan#Philomena_Cunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc4evkC33rs

Thanks, I’m carving Silva Dark into my brain with a chisel.

It looks lovely! What kind of beer should I try if I ever travel to Sibiu?

Oh, I could tell the difference with those, too : ). I just still love them. Like, a lot.

While I still eat meat occasionally, I try to choose vegetarian/vegan stuff when I can. I have only tried one chicken alternative plant based something, and while I could definitely tell the difference, I really don’t mind it: it’s tasty, even if in a slightly different manner.

What I can totally switch to without skipping a beat is Beyond Meat “beef” patties. At least the ones I had back around 2021.

Back when I was a kid we raised our own chickens, so I’m still waiting for a proper substitute, but I haven’t tried everything yet.

Inb4 food corporations go: Water - water - extra weight for cheap

I was thinking rather similarly. While I’m definitely not happy seeing far right parties emerge this vehemently, I’d rather have something like this than the quasi two-party system we have in my country where you either vote for pure corruption and Orwellian shit, or the only other option which might be somewhat better less shit (or the other few parties under 5%, potentially decreasing the less shit party’s chance to finally take control from the authoritarian crap).

However, in my experience, these situations usually gravitate toward another quasi two-party system, but it might be just a local thing.

Luckily, I have just watched this yesterday to be able to understand it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co7FsOYSxMo

TL;DW (weird typing this after a ‘TLDR news’ video): The Danish parliament got rather fragmented after the latest elections.

Must have been hell of a party.

The bomb has been planted

Robort

“I’m so shy I immediately drive away after hitting her car.”

50 pedestrians the way they prefer it. A bus with 50 people on board, where everyone is in each other’s personal space.

I read Linux phobe first and got so confused.

Goes in the same category as the ones with the ‘I’m crying with laughter’ emoji.

It reminds me of one of my cognitively heavily throttled ex colleagues who, when she told you a rather old joke that was even mid when it was new, she would grab you by the shoulders, shake them and keep laughing in your face forcibly to get you to laugh, because why are you not laughing, this is funny, you should laugh.

We have heard that you folks don’t like asbestos in our new cereal, so we reduced* the amount of asbestos in it.

^*reducing means we put somewhat less in it. Any amount less. 0.7% less is considered a reduction.^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7U82MzYZgA

Tsss, it’s barely 1/6th of a skateboarding rhino.