There’s precious life on the planet. It’s beautiful. It would be a shame if such a rare thing disappeared.

Just send humanity, they (we) earned it a long time ago.

Whatever is happening has nothing to do with either of the four seasons. There should be a name for this fifth thing. Like Inferno or something. Incinerator.

The amount of childhood trauma inflicted upon gen-x by “children’s media”

I would love to link the English version of the article, but it doesn’t exist. I guess page auto-translation might work, but: back when I was a kid, the quite popular Duck Tales got interrupted due to the death of the prime minister of the time. One minute you were watching uncle Scrooge, the other it was a bunch of people carrying a coffin.

I don’t think I have ever visited the page myself, I have even forgot the creator’s name, but I immediately went ‘aaah, is it that creator?’ - and found nothing lewd and concluded it must not be them, then. So I was actually right.

I wouldn’t have understood that even 2 months ago. This is one of the reasons I started playing statele.

I had to re-read it 3 times to realize that BUM wasn’t meant to be an acronym (which is also a new method) or nether regions of the body, but >>!BAM!<< in their own language. We also say ‘bumm’, but with a long ‘m’.

Dammit.

FUUUUUUUUCK!!! They FUCKING RUINED IT with their (self-)censorship!

UNGLAUBLICH

Is there a story to why there is a 12th Gandalf? : )

I’m still salty about the Geoguessr game where I found the city name on the street sign and still missed by 3000 miles.

But speaking of the wrong Portland, just wait until you learn about Springfield.

I never understood people rushing to the gate and trying to be the first. Maybe it’s just the airports I’ve been using, but usually you queue up for a loooong time to be able to be the first to wait at the next corridor. Even if you can sit down on the plane straight away, there’s not much difference sitting in a large hall.

Same goes for the landing. Everyone stands up immediately, only to wait standing, heads tilted under the luggage compartment. Whenever I sit at the window I just wait until there are no people blocking me from leaving the plane. It’s just shitty that I have to do the same stupid thing when I sit closer to the corridor because others might want to do the same stupid thing and I’m blocking them from being able to wait standing on the corridor.

PSA: Ignoring this warning is foolish. You deserve better.

Tudom. Csak viccesen hangzott, mert ha nem is feltétlenül parafa, de a cork általában dugó.

Plastic cork sounds like plastic glass to me.

Parmesan. Same as the stuff from behind your ears. Unless you mean the shoe. Then burnt shoe.

I doubt you could cram more than three into those hands.

You gotta invest in a Sybian when buying a convection oven.

Don’t restrict it to only one.

Holy mackerel, throw it in the washing machine all you want, but get checked for that stool, mate!