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Or diapers. 😏

How the hell am I supposed to make absurd jokes, when reality is even more absurd. 🫲 😩 🫱

Finally a story with some depth. 🥸

From my custard gusher, yes. 😏🤜💦

How about “seepage”? 🤢🤮😮‍💨

🫵😜👍

I f-ing knew it. 😆

Thanks. I keep pulling them out of my ass. Makes my hole weak.

Thanks. ☺️

Well… Thanks. I’m going to bed now… confused. I normally don’t make meaningful comics. 😵‍💫

Holy shit! You found meaning in this dumb comic strip! 😱

Seriously, I just wanted to tell a silly story about a somewhat “slow” lifeguard and an overly proud drowner. 😐

Based on a true story.

Nice. Glad I made someone laugh. 😊

Glad you asked. 😏

Judging by all the comments, I’m definitely not the only one with this pet peeve. 😅

You’re the first to even mention it. ☺️

When you cum to realize…… 🫢

HA! I was born in the same year France performed its last execution by guillotine. I bet you know when that was. 🫵😎