Dried legumes, rice. Maybe canned veggies? Honestly just boil/bake your food for now and don’t eat prepacked “fresh meals”.

Legit feels Pavlovian, like you’ve sent them back into their teens watching/listening to McCarthy ranting to them on their TV/Radio, it’d be funny if it wasn’t so horrifically sad

Literally talking with 99% of boomers and trying not to say socialism or communism when they already agree with 100% of your talking points.

Looks more like the DPRK style, but Singapore also has some really nice social housing though not on the scale of China, Vietnam or North Korea

Solitary better be in her future or else gen pop is gonna deliver some justice to her

I love a self perpetuating system of coerced labor!

Clout and also many academic focused universities expect some set minimum of publications from their staff

That’s good, so honestly it’s just trying to stay sane on what was originally a short week or so trip, here’s hoping they didn’t have any plans for the holidays.

Jesus christ that can’t be healthy long term, doesn’t microgravity lead to losses in bone and muscle density?

Cops aint gonna lock up their drinking buddies

So literally 99.99% of violence is done towards campus protestors by either cops or some bus of chuds that came in from out of state

“She was homeless,” said Brennon Warren, an officer with the Midland police department. “It’s a story that makes you scratch your head, just somebody living up in a sign.”

Or maybe it’s another symptom of cost of living being fucking insane that someone with a job needs to hide out in a God damned sign? No, no one wants to say that? Okay… Also super props to this woman being able to do this lifehack, hopefully she has the money she saved doing this stashed somewhere that they can’t fine away from her.

Huh neato

Average Boomer: no thoughts, just vibes and being angry at people younger than you

Oh no what happened to all those NFTs games y’all were planning to make so much money from!?

I wanna pet it and feed it canned clam bits

Please always ensure whatever element you use has a stable base larger than the insertion point

honestly sad, one of the few good troops to realize how fucked the system is and then did the utmost sacrifice in protesting the system

I do have to say that you see a lot of these made up words on twitter and tiktok to sidestep the rules against talking about murder or suicide, but yeah generational lingo is also a real thing as well