Yo’ mama is so fat that everyone is starting to become very concerned, because we all love you very much and it hurts to see you do this to yourself. I know you’re in pain, but dad is gone, and you cannot destroy yourself in your desperate attempt to fill the void. Please let us help you, I know it’s hard, but we need you mom, we all need you more than ever.
NEXT WEEK ON “CAPITALIZING ON REAL TRAUMA FOR CASUAL ENTERTAINMENT!”
Problem is that something like this doesn’t really hold water against sleeping disorders. Using weed to fall asleep is literally a treatment option often prescribed to people who have sleep problems. I don’t think caffeine tabs are something a doctor would consider if you were having troubles staying awake.
Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.
Ha, it would probably take me a month to clean up my 10k+ email inbox. Work email though, I refuse to have more than 15 sitting in my inbox.
You could call it one series of books, technically.
Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It’s just casual American slang.
Idk, I was assured that pigs had a chinny-chin-chin.
Funny enough, the term was coined in the 80’s
Well that seems like a completely justifiable use of force in this situation. /s
Sardine oil would like a word…
Mine never turns off the fucking radio
I have 8 playlist I’ve been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it’s kind of hard to walk away from that. And I’ll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.
Background noise. Also, I can’t do the cool shit that they do.
Eh, idk. I’ve been enjoying absurdist and surrealist comedy for years, this doesn’t seem that out there. I’ve seen mad magazine comics more out-there than this.
I’ll say that I don’t usually wear shoes in the house, but it’s also a lost cause since I have two big dogs.
Same, this reads as a rapid sequence of events lol.
I’ll fight anyone who says 1998 is retro. I’m getting old, but give me a few more years damn.
Might be a good idea to take up sailing or something…
You leave my board games out of this
Aw man, you’ve never been broke as fuck huh?