Holy crap, I’d like to give her an extra curve up front!

Says the one with a “finite” banjo. You’re probably just jealous that Shaggy’s living up to his name.

Just watch bc ur outta my league.

Nah - she’s enjoyable any day of the week.

You can watch all the chick flicks you want - I’m looking at the chick I wanna watch already!

Only if you don’t have someone like me to keep warm with.

How about a nice comfy cuddle after you ride me until we’re both exhausted?