Hi, Mitch.

Duck, Duck, Goose (prison rules)

The only solution is to give the firing codes to the AI. That way we don’t acccidentally use them.

It’s Slimey from Sesame Street!

Burger Kkng Breakfast, Nooooo!!

Clearly, he’s learned his lesson by now. Release him into gen pop.

Off to destroy the Continuum…

#JustPatelThings

“C’mon, The Cheat, lets go put a whole vile of Cordrazine in Homestar’s fruit punch.”

K O

YOU WIN!

(PERFECT!)

I just made this joke on another post…

“Rich, Cor-r-r-rinthian leather!”

Her thighs are in diffferent area codes.

They should at least find you good with finances.

I had to remind myself that seven years ago was 2019.

“Me try to play god!”

This is different from a crash & reload, in which you see the app rebuilding itself and reloading the feed.

Without warning, you get instantaneously snapped back to the very top of the feed, even if there is no new content.

Honestly feels like a compliment.

Yes, thats exactly what came to mind when reading the post.

There needs to be an episode where a Klingon, a Romulan, a Gorn, and Harry Mudd sit around a table and recount the time they almost killed Captain Kirk.

Edit: Replaced Tholian with Gorn, more appropo.

Credit where credit is due, he died for what he believed in.