He was asking for it!

Yeah, and programs with means-testing are a lot easier to kill politically.

Ah, thanks!

A mars bar? I don’t get it.

It’ll come out a year or two after the AI craze crashes!

I read it as “generals” the first time, but after reading these comments, now I only read “genitals” when I glance at the headline.

Holy crap! When he said “AI mouse” I thought it was a joke. I mean it is, but, like, I thought it was an amusing fictional story.

https://archive.is/ktNni

“Tragedy at the air show today…”

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

Was he calling it “lube”?

Okay, that does make more sense.

I read somewhere that he made a few million on them. It blew me away. It does not compute.

This just feels wrong to me. Sometimes I forget how old I am and then something like this happens.

Oh god damn it, you totally got me!

I had the same thought. It should be:

Won a golf game and they didn’t see me cheat?

Or maybe:

Won a golf game and they were too intimidated to complain when they saw me cheat?

Brain worms: The gift that keeps on giving!

“I have my own business! (MLM)”

Wow. That’s… I don’t even know. Funny? Sad? Ridiculous? Maybe all of the above.

I don’t get it, I assume it has something to do with the Trump assassination attempt. Did the secret service not look up a slope or something?