So what’s the “Chinese AI” saying, grandma?

I’m what? No no no, my tone is fine its just-

I KNOW you saw it on your feed but thats not the same as news gr-

Ok, ok. No, Im not trying to bother you. Do you know if the AI-

Yes, yes, I know he’s a Dictator grandma, you told me. Did the-

No? Ok well why dont you google it?

It’s active there too? …Oh. Sure.

Too many…? No grandma, that was like four questions. Bye! (hangs up)

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