WHO says soda sweetener aspartame may cause cancer, but it's safe within limits - eviltoast
    • Bilb!@lem.monster
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      1 year ago

      So the somatic cells within Mr. Trump split with an unfortunate mutation that leads to out of control growth and they are just like “erm I dunno I think our host/origin is problematic” and apoptosis ensues