Plants Really Do 'Scream'. We've Simply Never Heard Them Until Now - eviltoast
Plants Really Do 'Scream'. We've Simply Never Heard Them Until Now.
www.sciencealert.com
It seems like Roald Dahl may have been onto something after all: if you hurt a plant, it screams.
  • fsxylo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    4565·
    11 days ago

    Vegans: we’ll have only a little vegetable cruelty, as a treat.

    Whatever keeps the high horse fed.

    • jerkface@lemmy.caEnglish
      3913·
      11 days ago

      You’re going to have to unpack this a bit more for me.

      Edit: Ohhhh, you’re another one of those plant rights activists. Buddy, I eat plants for breakfast. You know what? Now I’m going to eat twice as many plants, just because it upsets you.

      • fsxylo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        628·
        10 days ago

        Oh no, you’re not better than anyone! Tragic.

        Assholes like wiping shit off. Which is what the block button does to you.

        • antiabed@feddit.nl
          108·
          10 days ago

          Dumbest person on the internet today award goes to…… YOU!!! Congratulations 🎉🏆🎉

          • fsxylo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            315·
            10 days ago

            Either that’s true, and I can’t read your comment anyways, or it’s not and you’re a dipshit.

            • copygirl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
              83·
              10 days ago

              Real classy of you to do the toddler thing of sticking your fingers in your ear and going “la la la I can’t hear you”. (It’ll be an honor to share a spot on your block list with these other two fellas.)