Ballpitts are never washed. Not even once. However, some kids pee in there. This means there is a 100% chance that all balls in ballpits have been peed on, and not washed at some point. - eviltoast
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      2 months ago

      Sounds like a little-known Boxcar Children book.

      “Eww,” said Violet. “This ballpit smells bad.”
      “Maybe somebody barfed,” said Benny. “Anyway, I’m hungry.”
      “You’re always hungry, Benny,” said Jessie.
      “Ha-ha, let’s eat!” said Henry.