What are your jokes for younger children? - eviltoast

My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁

  • ReiRose@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

    What do you call a fly with no legs? A walk

    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea