Oh, heyyyyyy, Mr. Goodfellow, I was JUST about to contact you, actually…

deception check

rolls a nat 1

At first I didn’t see that the glowing eyes were actually dandelions, and when I did, it somehow became more menacing. Those things have supernatural powers. They can survive anything.

For whatever reason, I saw the silhouette of Alexander Anderson from Hellsing, with the dandelions as shine from his glasses.

This is awesome

oh, hello sir what do you mean, “Why didn’t you fuck my daughter?” wait, why are you mad about that?