You can buy a (rather expensive) scale model of a Menards in Menards. - eviltoast
    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      2 months ago

      A pirate is at a party and a fellow party-goer notices the pirate has a wheel in his pants.

      “What’s the wheel for,” they ask the pirate.

      “Arr,” replies the pirate, “I don’t know, but it be drivin’ me nuts.”