Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds - eviltoast

The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

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    Among other problems, this fails to account for non-typing activities performed by the monkey, such as damaging the typewriter or attacking the researcher.

    285 years increases to a few thousand if you alarmingly frequently have to clean the contents of a monkey’s colon out of a typewriter.

    And at some point you’d want to further “refine” your selection process by “repairing” the typewriter to have fewer keys and/or causing the typewriter to jam after the required key press. Monkeys like to press the same key over and over again. Good luck getting them to stop once they’ve pressed a key once.

    TL;DR monkeys are chaos, and this will not be easy.