Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? - eviltoast
  • tabris@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    We have Andrew Christian, Aussiebum, Box, and oh so many more brands. But the main difference is comfort and style.

    Need a bigger pouch? We have you covered. Do you get a little clammy down there? Try separate pouches for the bells and whistle. Want to show off? We have the push up bra of underwear. Do you like to walk around the house in your underwear but you have nowhere to put your phone? We have hipster shorts with pockets!

    Gay underwear is just superior to the smalls most straight guys wear. They’re also more colourful and attractive. Why should women be the only ones wearing nice undergarments?

    • PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      100% amen. All of my underwear is Aussiebum. Pouches for anatomy. Cont stuff. And my wife keeps asking me to wear the low cut briefs cause those get her going.

      Fellas, is it gay to sexually excite my wife???

    • BCsven@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      I had a pair of andrew fezza underwear. Best thing I ever bought. Stetchy silky like fabric boxer brief. They lasted almost 20 years before band gave out