Veggie - eviltoast
      • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz
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        14 days ago

        It’s ok, you can say “cum” on the internet.

        Or did you mean one of the following?

        aum
        bum
        dum
        gum
        hum
        lum
        mum
        rum
        sum
        tum

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        15 days ago

        Nope. It falls into the same category as milk or eggs.

        Now if you’re vegan for ethical reasons because you object to the exploitation of animals, you might make an exception on the grounds that cum is usually very enthusiastically given, but then again free range dairy cows are always very enthusiastic about milking time too, so you’ll have to be a bit more nuanced than that and include informed consent or something.

        Glad we could talk.

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          Yeah but the difference is that dairy cows are bred specifically to make milk thus exploitation. Since the cum and jokes farms on Mars don’t exist yet, cum is harvested from free ranging humans. If a free ranging deer came to you and asked you to milk it, that wouldn’t be exploitation (unless the entire species had some sort of urge for doing that - see servant species in sci fi - just because they want to be slaves and serve, doesn’t mean you’re not a slaver for obliging).

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              It’s a South Park reference - they had an episode about Musk and SpaceX more than seven years ago. Cartman has visions of a utopia on Mars. He then realizes that he only sees women colonists. Then he finds enslaved men underground, enslaved by women, because they deemed them useless. The only reasons they were kept alive is to harvest cum and to write jokes. Because women aren’t funny.