I'm here for the job, sir. Am I hired? 🫣 [OC] - eviltoast
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    14 days ago

    Aw, sweetie, I’m confident you will pass. Your resume was quite extensive, but a test is helpful in determining if you’re the best candidate for the job.

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        14 days ago

        That’s all I ask. Now if you wouldn’t mind stepping over to that couch? Just place your hands on the cushions, but remain standing and look directly at that wall. I just need to check you for anything that you might use as an advantage during the test. Don’t worry, this is standard procedure and honestly you will only feel a little tingle and almost like someone is breathing on you slightly.