Damn right - eviltoast
  • IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    I used to work at a place where management would sometimes threaten to start doing drug testing and everyone would laugh and say good luck finding people who can pass a drug test but would still be willing to work at such a shit hole

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    10 days ago

    At first: “hmmm”. It’s the kind of mildly funny thing that makes you exhale out of your nose slightly and move on with your life.

    Upon closer inspection: “what is the fuck is this trying to say?” The font changes based on line breaks, mid clause. And the logical message doesn’t seem to match what I expect the joke is supposed to be.

    Can we get the drug test results for everyone involved in this?

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      10 days ago

      Maybe it does make sense? I forgot I took an edible at work this morning. And I asked someone to log out of their computer so I could fix it, but I have been staring at Lemmy for the last 30 minutes.

      I “work” well with others in the sense that I get along with people generally. But I am not really helping them work and not really working at all right now. And my boss knows my Lemmy account so I think this is going to be brought up in my one-on-one tomorrow.

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      10 days ago

      We body shaming people now?

      Is this the most constructive way to get people to live healthier lives do you imagine. How do you know this person has come down from 300 pounds and is on a journey to a healthier life?

      Try and be a better human dude.

    • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      Have you seen the state of the human condition these days? Everyone needs therapy.

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          10 days ago

          Look, it’s simple. We have an election coming up, where one man, in no uncertain terms, directly stated that he will take steps if elected to begin the process of officially making facism a national policy. He will jail or kill the enemy from within using the united states millitary. His words exactly. Not hyperbally. Not the onion absurdist humor. These are direct quotes.

          In response to this, republican voters have said things like “Oh, he didn’t mean it like THAT!!!” Despite that being his word for word exact direct quote.

          And it’s not like he doesn’t have a history of this. He was responsible for Jan 6th. He’s ATTEMPTED this before. Yet all his supporters will tell you that you’re being obtuse if you verbally demonstrate any of this. You’re talking crazy talk! A republican president working against the interests of the citizens??? Crazy talk!!!

          …ooooooh, yeah. I’m begining to see what you mean by life not making sense. Welp! Happy election day! It’s 2 weeks away, and WAY closer than it logically should be.

        • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
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          11 days ago

          My therapist keeps reassuring me that they have their own therapist and I don’t need to worry about their feelings. Parentification is a hell of a drug.

        • DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee
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          11 days ago

          They literally created the national sociopath agency. The government needs therapy too.

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            11 days ago

            hahaha, I like it. Most I know about the nsa is from random movies tho, I can’t say much

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              10 days ago

              Search up Edward Snowden he basically proved that everyday the US government breaks the law and nobody cares.