Woman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed It - eviltoast
  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I’m leaning towards either, “Fabricating The Onion,” or “Puking The Onion.” I think the first is a more accurate assessment of the situation though.

    Edit: both my suggestions aren’t any good next to “Picking/Plucking The Onion.”