Some jerk outside the city blew a trumpet and the big wall fell on my house! Is there any legal recourse I can take? - eviltoast
  • bizarroland@fedia.io
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    13 days ago

    I read through your policy and the cuneiform clearly states that you’re not insured in Acts of God and the person who blew the trumpet according to his 144,000 followers is a prophet of God and therefore we are not responsible or covering your damages.

    Thank you for insuring your home with Babylon Express