just saw something and wanted to see if in fact this *was* in the Bible. - eviltoast

Of course it is. Why at this point does this surprise me.

That God would ask this of someone. As a fucking test el-mao.

“Hey. Sacrifice your son.” “Ok stop! Just chill man it was a test. You passed. Yes, I gave you free will, but still want you to lick my boots. Just of your own free will.”

Serve me peasants.

Sounds like a god id love to meet! /S

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    God said to Abraham ‘Kill me a son’

    Abe said ‘Man you must be putting me on’

    God said ‘No’

    Abe said ‘What’

    God said ‘You can do what you want Abe, but the next time you see me comin you better run’

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