just saw something and wanted to see if in fact this *was* in the Bible. - eviltoast

Of course it is. Why at this point does this surprise me.

That God would ask this of someone. As a fucking test el-mao.

“Hey. Sacrifice your son.” “Ok stop! Just chill man it was a test. You passed. Yes, I gave you free will, but still want you to lick my boots. Just of your own free will.”

Serve me peasants.

Sounds like a god id love to meet! /S

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    Something is funky with religions coming from that area (see Islam, Christianity, Judaism, etc).

    When your God asks you to kill people you care deeply about or to kill non-believers, you’re God is a prick who can go fuck themselves.

    And if you’re about to murder your own son because “the fever dream slapped so good”, you can go fuck yourself as well.